what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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