I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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