what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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