she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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