I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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