how can u be prego again
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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