My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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