Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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