they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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