drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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