Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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