And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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