So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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