And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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