is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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