Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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