I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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