I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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