I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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