i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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