There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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