Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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