what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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