I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize