Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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