He is an equal opportunity slut.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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