I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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