Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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