no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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