I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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