thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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