Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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