theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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