my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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