The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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