And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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