my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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