Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Congratulations! We have a period
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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