found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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