Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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