You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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