So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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