at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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