We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I need moral support for this bender
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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