the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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