Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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