i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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