i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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