Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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