arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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